• Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.
  • Old actors never die, they just drop apart.
  • Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.
  • Old architects never die, they just lose their structures.
  • Old bankers never die, they just lose interest.
  • Old basketball players never die, they just go on dribbling.
  • Old beekeepers never die, they just buzz off.
  • Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figures.
  • Old bosses never die, much as you want them to.
  • Old cashiers never die, they just check out.
  • Old chauffeurs never die, they just lose their drive.
  • Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.
  • Old cleaning people never die, they just kick the bucket.
  • Old cooks never die, they just get deranged.
  • Old daredevils never die, they just get discouraged.
  • Old deans never die, they just lose their faculties.
  • Old doctors never die, they just lose their patience.
  • Old electricians never die, they just lose contact.
  • Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.
  • Old garagemen never die, they just retire.
  • Old hackers never die, they just go to bits.
  • Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips.
  • Old hippies never die, they just smell that way.
  • Old horticulturists never die, they just go to pot.
  • Old hypochondriacs never die, they just lose their grippe.
  • Old investors never die, they just roll over.
  • Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.
  • Old knights in chain mail never die, they just shuffle off their metal coils.
  • Old laser physicists never die, they just become incoherent.
  • Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.
  • Old limbo dancers never die, they just go under.
  • Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate.
  • Old milkmaids never die, they just lose their whey.
  • Old ministers never die, they just get put out to pastor…
  • Old musicians never die, they just get played out.
  • Old number theorists never die, they just get past their prime.
  • Old numerical analysts never die, they just get disarrayed.
  • Old owls never die, they just don’t give a hoot.
  • Old pacifists never die, they just go to peaces.
  • Old professors never die, they just lose their class.
  • Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.
  • Old pilots never die, they just go to a higher plane.
  • Old policemen never die, they just cop out.
  • Old preachers never die, they just ramble on, and on, and on, and on….
  • Old printers never die, they’re just not the type.
  • Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.
  • Old programming wizards never die, they just recurse.
  • Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.
  • Old schools never die, they just lose their principals.
  • Old sculptors never die, they just lose their marbles.
  • Old seers never die, they just lose their vision.
  • Old sewage workers never die, they just waste away.
  • Old skateboarders never die, they just lose their bearings.
  • Old sailors never die, they just get a little dingy.
  • Old Soldiers never die. Young ones do.
  • Old steelmakers never die, they just lose their temper.
  • Old students never die, they just get degraded.
  • Old tanners never die, they just go into hiding.
  • Old typists never die, they just lose their justification.
  • Walt Disney didn’t die. He’s in suspended animation.
  • Old white water rafters never die, they just get disgorged.
  • Old wrestlers never die, they just lose their grip.