Modern Aphorisms

  • Home is where you hang your @
  • A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click
  • You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks
  • / is the root of all evils
  • Don’t put all your hypes in one home page
  • Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish
  • The modem is the message
  • Too many clicks spoil the browse
  • The geek shall inherit the earth
  • A chat has nine lives
  • Don’t byte off more than you can view
  • Fax is stranger than fiction
  • What boots up must come down
  • Windows will never cease
  • Virtual reality is its own reward
  • Modulation in all things
  • A user and his leisure time are soon parted
  • There’s no place like www.home.com
  • Know what to expect before you connect
  • Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice
  • Speed thrills
  • Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Web and he won’t bother you for weeks..
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